A stick figure walks in, announces his intentions, and leaves. Fifteen years later he is still doing it. iBoy is that guy, on-chain.
The entry went up on Know Your Meme on September 5th, 2011 — three days after the video that caused it. It has been sitting there collecting views ever since, last touched in December 2024.
No setup, no punchline you can explain, no reason. A line delivered with total confidence about an activity that doesn't exist. That is the entire joke, and it has outlived every platform it was posted on.
TomSka uploads asdfmovie4 — a reel of stick-figure cutscenes, one-liners and non-sequiturs, animated by Ben Smallman with music by Todd Bryanton. The opening scene is the one everybody quotes.
Fourth entry in TomSka's series. The opening cutscene contains the line.
Over 1.5M in the first 24 hours — fast even by 2011 YouTube standards.
unknownthingamabob submits the entry. It is later confirmed.
Top-rated video of the month in YouTube's Comedy category.
LiterallyAustin updates the entry. Thirteen years later, still being maintained.
Both figures are the ones recorded in the entry itself.
The videos filed under the entry, plus the asdfmovie installments they came out of. Every one of them is the original upload — tap a thumbnail and it plays right here.
Uploaded by TomSka on September 2nd, 2011. Animation by Ben Smallman, music by Todd Bryanton. The line lands in the opening seconds and never leaves.
Ten seconds on the clock. Every tap does an internet. Keep the bandwidth bar from flatlining and see how far up the stack you get.
Top line, bottom line, download. The classic two-deck format, rendered straight in the browser.
Within days it was picked up across the 2011 blog circuit, and it kept spawning remixes, response videos and spin-offs in the same stick-figure style.
One stick figure, one line, one contract on Solana. Launched on pump.fun.
Phantom, Solflare, Backpack — any of them. Fund it with SOL.
Tap the black bar on the left. It copies straight to your clipboard.
Paste the address, pick your amount, confirm.
That part is on you.